What do you call a blonde with half a brain?                            Gifted!                                                                 @How do blonde braincells die ?                                          Alone.                                                                  @What's the difference between a pitbull & a blonde w/ PMS?              Lipstick.                                                               @What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?                  You only have to punch information into a computer once.                @What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?             Artificial intelligence.                                                @How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?                          She has a checkbook.                                                    @How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?                There is a stamp on it.                                                 @Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?                       She liked to eat only vegetables.                                       @Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?                          It takes too long to retrain them.                                      @Why don't blondes make good pharmacists?                                They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.                          @What do you call a basement full of blondes?                            A whine cellar.                                                         @How do blondes get pregnant?                                            And you thought blondes were dumb.                                      @Why don't blondes double recipes?                                       The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.                                     @Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?              For throwing out the W's.                                               @Why does a blonde only change baby's diapers every month?               Because it says right on it good for up to 20 pounds.                   @What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?                       Frosted Flakes.                                                         @What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?                       Last year's hide-and-seek champ.                                        @What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?                  A Space Invader.                                                        @How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?                        Wave at her.                                                            @What do you call a smart blond?                                         A golden retriever.                                                     @Why do blondes drive VW's                                               Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!                                      @Why did God create blondes?                                             Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.                         @Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?                      A blond electrician                                                     @How do you know a blonde is making choc chip cookies?                   You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.                         @What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?                  Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla will do...                   @\                                                                                                                                               @